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В принципе, старенький прикол, но может кто не видел. В сети есть озвученный вариант, если кто знает где, киньте плиз ссылку. Итак, итальянец в лондонском отеле. Читать с акцентом.
Dear Signore Direttore,
Now I am tella you story wot I was treted at your hotella.
I am comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay younga christian man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see there is pillows but no shit in the bed - how can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella: 'I want shit.' They tella me: 'Go to the toilet.' I say: 'No, no I wanta shit in my bed.' They say: 'You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch.'
What is sonna-wa-bitch?
I go down for breakfast into ristorante. I order bacon and egga and to pissiis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and point at toast: 'I wanta piss.' She tella me: 'Go to the toilet.' I say 'No, no, I wanta piss on my plate.' She then say to me: 'You'd bloody wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch.'
That is the second person who do not know me calla me 'sonna-wa-bitch', and why is your staff replying 'go to the toilet', is that a modern tella? I do not understand, please tella me!
Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanta fock.' And she tella me: 'Sure, everyone wanta fock.' I tella her: 'No, no you don't understanda me, I wanta fock on the table.' She tella me: 'So you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!'
How comma this christian hotella tella the quest in such bed manner?
So I got to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: 'Thank you, and piss on You.' I say: 'Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch, I now go back to Italy.'
Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch.
Sincerly,
Dicci ElgreYou see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. |
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. Я после просмотра этого ролегга уже прекрасно слышу, как мой любимый Грэйввормчегг в любимой же песне "Engraved In Black" поет, оказывается, "дубина, соль мне даааааааааааааааааааййййййййй" =)
(если кто не смотрел эти передачи) 
